Part 40: MIND BULLETS!!!
Part 40: MIND BULLETS!We may be on to something, Commander. Our latest candidate is different. Were picking up levels of psionic energy unlike any weve detected in previous tests.
Ever since mankind first looked up at the stars, we have wondered what lies beyond. So very few have dared to look inward...
The depths of the human mind hold more secrets than we can possibly imagine. How ironic that the means to defeat our enemy comes not through weapons or machines of war, but from within. And if we have succeeded... we will have gained a glimpse of what we are to become. We will have created something... extraordinary.
BLAAUAUUUGGHHH!
Er, uh
YAAAIIIIGGH!
Oh! Uh do you are you alright?
Ahh ahh
Actually yeah. I feel great.
Whoah. This is awesome! Ill never need a flashlight again! Ha ha ha ha ha! Sweeeeeet!
Awww, what the hell? I go through over a week of testing and I got nothin? My willpowers almost as high as Cams.
Sorry.
Bah. Not your fault. I guess Ill just have to content myself with having other superpowers like seeing people through walls and giving attacking sectoids brain aneurisms.
Hmm, looks like your handle on your powers is pretty basic, for now. Youll have to practice in the field, but for starters you should have no problem just making their nervous system go nuts.
Yeah, but can she read minds?
Feels more like smelling minds. Theres stuff wafting off of you and it feels like stuff.
Holy crap, talk about good timing. Cam, I know youre still groggy after a week and a half of testing, but theres a huge UFO landing out there and we need to take it out now before it starts abducting people!
Mmm. After this mission Ill get tested next. Hugo should be tested too.
Heh heh. I already have the ability to read the mind of my kid, as all moms do. If I get psychic powers beyond that, itll just be a bonus.
Ive got some sort of psychic lure grenade that might draw the enemy into our midst maybe. Hrm.
Anybody remember when we were normal people? It seems so long ago.
You mean, do I remember when I was a petty spy and couldnt rocket-jump or lift cars, Zhang was just a criminal, Monique was a fashion designer, and you were just a failed game developer without a girlfriend?
okay, good point.
Yeah, those days sucked. I was old back then!
And Ive got nothing to be nostalgic for.
Oh. Sorry! Sorry.
Oh my GOD aliens are actually mutilating cattle! I thought that only happened in the movies!
They must be running out of biomass for their experiments after we blew up their base. Wed better stop them before they start sending horrible minotaur-aliens after us.
Actually, that would be pretty fucking sweet. I always wanted to kill a minotaur. Ive already slain a medusa.
what kind of work did you do before XCOM tapped you?
Bugh! Dont step in it. Guh. I think I see a meld canister to the notheast.
Mectoid and Sectoids to the northwest, coming out of the ship!
There, youre smoked! Get closer. Yoko, try to hit the Mectoid with your EMP bullet! Latisha, take out one of the greys!
Got it! Its helpless, but not for long.
Niiice arc on that bloodspray.
Right, Ill try thinking at the other sectoid really hard Rrrrr RRRRRGHHHH!!! RRRRGGGGHH!
IT WORKS! Hahahahaha! I HAVE MIND BULLETS!
Thats telekinesis, Cam.
Its re-arming. Zhang! Get your ass over here, youve got anti-armor weapons!
Coming, coming!
Me too! Huff, huff
There, now it cant counterattack. Someone get that meld before it self-destructs.
On it, on it!
Its running!
You missed.
Aaah, screw shooting, I have magic powers. Ill slow it down by willpower alone!
Thank you, Cam. Perfect line-up
Woo! Great job, Yoko!
Heh. Thanks.
Oh, SHIT! Seekers! Leroy, get your butt over here NOW!
Im on the opposite side of the ship! Gah! Coming!
LEERROYggggguuuchchhh
MOM!
More incoming! Look out!
Get the FUCK off my mom!
Hhkkk thanks now I know why you hate those things
Mom, get to cover, fast, theres more incoming.
Can barely walk but can grapple
Well, dont leave me out here in the middle of nowhere! *sigh* Coming!
FUUUUCK! AUGH DAMN YOU!
Time to return the favor. Leroy, you and me flank that sectoid and blow it away, take that shield down. Zhang and Mimi, finish the big boy!
Hope this works
Got it! Punch that fucker into the ground!
Mectoid weakened.
ELBOW STRIKE OF DEATH!
Christ, Cam, your face is almost hanging off. You need to take better care of yourself. Let me patch you up.
Heres the rest of the meld. You alright, kid?
Gggg owwwww! Mental powers dont make you immune to plasma. Must remember that.
AHA! Theres the other seeker. You die now!
It keeps dodging our attacks! HELL!
THERE! Finally.
Do you ever miss?
The last time I missed, Allen died.
Oh. Uh sorry
Here, theres the bridge, probably more Sectoids in it. Lets use this beacon, try to draw them out into our kill zone.
Good thinking.
Theyre not going for it. I can sense at least one behind the wall Breach?
Fuck it. Breach!
Three of em! Let Cam and me take point, we have brain spikes!
OWWWW! Theyre frying my brain! It HURTS!
Get OUT OF MY HEAD! G Everything. Is. Normal.
AAaah, shit! Brain spikes dont make us immune to mind control! Im coming!
Got the controller, hit the other one!
Here goes.
Got him! Is that all?
NO! Got some kind of huge Super-Muton over here in red, with wolverine claws! Get over here NOW!
Holy shit, there is a Minotaur-Alien! Haha!
Capture it if you can, team weve never seen one like that.
Ha! Theyre being drawn to the beacon. I think its noise must be driving them crazy.
Try to weaken it. Well stun it once it cant move too good. Kill the rest.
That just made it mad, its coming for us!
If this doesnt work, let it pound me, I can come back from almost anything.
AAAAH! It didnt work! Oh SHIIIIIIIT
Got it. Phew. What an asshole. It just wouldnt STOP.
Good job. Successful test of the mimic beacon, our improved Arc Throwers, Cams psychic potential, and overall, your teamwork ability.
I bet Dr. Vahlen is just itching to get her calipers on that things brain.
It felt no fear. We could use that trait on our, shall we say, less-courageous team members.
Leroy, Queen asked me something, so now I need a favor from you *whisper whisper*
What are you talking about?
Never you mind!
TO BE CONTINUED